Please send no money. Just call .

We have a few "Asbestos Wetsuits" for sale!!

Out in the Lake of Fire without a paddle?

How about our fully lined "Asbestos Canoe", for you dude?

For the all mean people that just don't seem to get it.

The "Asbestos Wetsuit"

comes in really handy in your time of need.

Remember the flames of Hell are mighty hot!

Swimming in the Lake of Fire will really SUCK!

Please Repent now! Turn or Burn! Go Back!

Please get me out of here!

Have a Nice Day!